This article's comments are the most revealing of Gizmodo's demographic that I've ever seen.

Awesome that the date on those displays is 12/2/2012. On the other hand, global warming ftw.

What a fantastic punchline. +1

Nice work Tom. Reminds me of the articles from back in the glory days of FreeDarko.

That's a noble sentiment, but I don't think you can argue that the current state of affairs remains unicyclical, given the effort of the fans and players united against the uniocular goals of the recently unified executive board, and especially the unititular NBA as a whole.

Wasn't there a feature done on a similar vendor, except one who sent you a beans once a month? Does anyone remember who that was? I'm moving out of Chicago to a less-coffee-inclined locale and I need my bean fix.

I like the fact that they're in the process of re-evaluating everything...but I think they should re-evaluate their priorities too. One of the biggest complaints, year-after-year, is the gameplay engine. Sure, it's not a one-year fix, but by golly, I could care less for the immerssive auditory experience if I'm having…

Paid advertisement, or just hearty endorsement? Would like to know. Still, confirms a lot of what I already believed, so thanks.

I have three hard drives sitting around, each with uniquely irreplaceable files, memories, etc. Saving up for the day when I can a) afford a large enough local back up drive; b) send them all to that great reincarnator in the clean room to dredge up what he can.

Perfect for use in conjunction with Longform. Awesome idea, loving it.

Letterman has been on the air since 1982.

Awww :(

None of that matters when winter is coming, milord.

Beware, for when all three forces gather at a single location, one knows not what shall pass. It may be uber-delicious, but beware the consequences...

That's....the best way to describe Sendak's stories for me that I've read all day. Thanks for that.

There's absolutely no way she'd be as effective a warrior if she weren't in knee high boots and a thong. Trust me.

No offers from locals. The deal for the new stadium couldn't be done without public money, and the last-ditch proposal for tax increases were voted down by the general public. "Sonicsgate" explains this much better than I could, but that's the gist of it. The new arena would have cost so much that no private group was…

Deadspin is on a roll this week. What happened? +1

Fantastic story. Thanks for sharing.

Agreed. I don't think anyone has a problem with aggregate data collection, which this is. Hell, it's the difference between the Census and Google AdSense.