I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

The Tribune-Herald reported that police took two comforters, a fitted sheet, and a flat sheet from the home as a result of the search. The player declined to comment to the paper.

Then build a model of the Lusitania using bird saliva and toothpicks.

The risk of standing all the way up is if a dingleberry rears its ugly head, it drops direcly into your pants. And nobody wants dungleberry pants.

you think the heathens that read this site dine at restaurants nicer than chillis?

How fat are you that your ass hangs down almost to water level??

how many times did the shopkeeper dude tell him not to feed them after midnight

Yeah, he’s going to read this and get his feelings hurt.

Someone had a similar response in the past article and someone else replied “Jenrry Moops.” I couldn’t stop laughing.


*obscure Seinfeld reference*

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

Such a wonderful citizen to alert the public of a new drug corner. Apparently on 2nd. That man is my hero.

You have to get the shit they slice off the log at the deli counter! Big ass fuckin’ bologna log!

Well he can now put the 13.1 sticker on his back windshield since he completed it.

WTF is a Yelp Elite and why does it make one feel the need to strut around like a peacock?

Wouldn’t the teams you beat have been worse?

the motherfucker picked up that one touching the floor and ate it.

But underneath the makeup, Iggy’s just a Wayans brother though, no?

“Fuck Snow” is right. A licky boom-boom down indeed.