Too bad. I'm going to miss his completely terrible unnecessary roughness penalties on 3rd down that keep drives alive.

Didn't know denim had such strong tensile strength that it could withstand that abuse

I don't know. Those jorts on the far right are BEGGING for some relief.

The seller has this custom made? Who would want a five foot tall bizarrely posed wood carving of a slightly better than mediocre QB?

Two more words. Except. U2.

A truer Hot Take has never been said.

His family is in on the joke. Check out their unis