It’s a Catch-22. If you run or resist, it gives the police a legitimate reason to escalate force. If you don’t, there is a chance you’re the next video online of someone getting killed or assaulted for no reason. The police have created this problem for themselves.

Fuck. You. 

Thank you. I just found out I can’t after years of heartbreak and trying, asshole. You said that over a fucking opinion on Star Wars.  

100x the funniest thing i’ve read in weeks. 

‘I’d be happier if everyone forgot the prequels, Disney movies, TV shows’

last jedi is dogshit

Wanting to hook up with Adam Driver? Perfectly understandable. Wanting to hook up with Patricidal Young Space Hitler? No, just no.

“Meesa need to talk to HR!”

He may not have had sex, but the next novelisation will reveal that his scientists did need some genetic material for the clone, so Sheev jerked off into a cup for them, maintaining unblinking eye contact with the lab tech the whole time.

And you better believe R2-D2 was an Asian woman before her consciousness was inserted into that droid body.

Did he Dark Side Force his shits away too?

Emperor Palpatine was gay, and very much in love with Plagueis, JK Rowling confirms.

No, that’s called garnish, or flair... and if your brain properly worked, it was something you could easily ignore. Instead you focused on that rather than my point!

You’re the one going off about how he’s a criminal for not “single-handedly” wiping out student loan debt, despite the fact that you’re off base by, oh 96%, or so. Confiscating 100% of the Forbes 400 net worth and distributing it among all Americans would mean $9,000 a head. I mean that’s great, I’d love to get a…

Take that, Democrat party frontrunner Michael Bloomberg!

batman opening and closing regular car doors is so funny to me.

I hope Bloomberg does commit to pushing Democratic candidates.

Well, your parents were failures.

Did you mean student loan debt? Current balance is $1.5 trillion. He could wipe out 4% of that. Reparations? He could give every black person in America $1,500. Not sure what it would cost to give NYC the greatest subway system in the world but I venture it’s more than $65 billion.

I think it was a massive, massive mistake on Disney’s part to not have Filoni in charge of the new trilogy, everything he has done has been excellent.