I am hoping this will be set in the mythical Hawaii of the CBS hit show Hawaii Five-O, specifically the reboot version, where Hawaii is the most dangerous state in the nation, full of terrorists and crime syndicates, where large shootouts happen every week.

Damn, you know what, you are right, modernizing it would be very problematic too.  It’s been a long time since I saw the film

[Sentient is planning to “reinvent and modernize” the narrative]

“Despite having just been announced in January”

No, that is what watching a movie together with YOUR retarded friends is like. It’s one thing if it is a movie on in the background that everyone has seen before, fine, talk away (but why even bother with the group chat for the movie then, why not just have a real chat with your friends without the movie?). And again,…

“Phones are what people use to halfway pay attention to whatever they’re watching”

live downloads versus what, dead downloads?

LOL

[They do clarify, however, that the buttholes were not necessarily intended, but something that “just happened and slipped through.]

Clickbaaaaaaaaiiiiiiit. Who thought that headline was a good idea? Was it you Andrew, or was it whoever passes for an editor around here?

Re Donnie Darko, never ever, EVER, listen to the Director’s Commentary for the original version of the movie. Jake sits in with Kelly and it is utterly absurd and embarrassing how little Kelly explained Jake’s character to Jake, during the filming of the movie. Jake is learning basic foundational stuff about his…

“Richard Kelly has some big plans for Southland Tales”

OH SNAP, they got told yo!  Fo shizzle!

Remember when dummies in the 90s and 00s used “gay” as a synonym for lame ass stuff?  Are the folks who made and named this show trying to bring that back?

LOL, who are the four dumb fucks who agreed with you and starred your comment? How can some C-list at best, mostly indie actor, have any pull at all in some giant ass potential blockbuster movie? Come on dawg, don’t be a fucking idiot.

But the celebrities are staying home, if you raid their house you will likely come within 6 feet of them which is a social distancing no no.  Tsk tsk tsk.

Why do you assume Inception shenanigans? Johnny Nolan wrote Person of Interest, a procedural that slowly turned into a show about dueling AIs. Due to the network that show as on (CBS) and budget constraints, Nolan never got to really do the AI versus AI thing he wanted.

That’s not what YO MOMMA told me last night.

“Flula Borg”

It is amazing how many halfway decent to great articles here have utterly embarrassing, childish headlines.