Ahem, “Which means either you watch garbage television on purpose or even worse purposely decide to make your television watching experience substandard by not giving it your full attention.”

Uh, I started off with “nerd correction” and yes, it was obviously was more of a technicality, and not sure why you oddly and incorrectly assumed my “nerd correction” was a refutation of your whole post, but hey, thanks for writing all that and sounding like a dumbass in your response to me!

If you are watching so much fucking television that you can’t take time out of your busy schedule to have a more in depth interaction with your family members than a group chat while watching TV, then I don’t know what to say, you are a terrible human being I guess?

1. Correct.

If you said such things about a man that would be quite dirty indeed.

Nerd correction, Ahsoka is not a Jedi, at least she wasn’t at anytime when Luke was alive.  Ex-Jedi.

I hope they at least considered Ashley Eckstein for this role...

But why, why be synchronized... exactly, down to the second... with your friends? The only reason to go through this trouble is so that you can be an idiot and text your friends while you are watching something. Which means either you watch garbage television on purpose or even worse purposely decide to make your…

I actually just took Pepto for the opposite problem, but thanks for your concern.

“It’s goddamn amazing how many people are ignorant sheltered idiots.”

Well said.  I can work remotely.  And I know this is not the norm and I am goddamn lucky that this is the case for me.  The number of self absorbed fucking retards who can’t imagine anyone in different circumstances than themselves is shocking.  I am still shocked by this even after tens of millions of people voted…

If you are in charge of teaching children perhaps you should get a clue and recognize the absolute absurdity of the word “Latinx”. Stop trying to make it a thing, while your intent may be admirable, this is the dumbest fucking word invented in the past 10 years. I barely know any Spanish and it makes me cringe (I know…

Sigh, Latinx is a stupid word. It is like nails on the chalkboard for anyone who knows even a tiny bit of Spanish and it is looks like an absolute joke of a word for anyone fluent in English. Why would you keep pushing such a stupid fucking word? Are you clueless?  Why jump on the moron bandwagon when you could so…

This is a way for fucking morons to text each other while they are watching TV. So if you want to be a fucking moron who half pays attention to TV and half pays attentions to texts during said TV, sure, go for this.

So why exactly would friends need to watch Netflix at EXACTLY the same time down to the second? The only reason I can think of is they are dumb fucks who text while they are watching TV. These are the type of people who should never be allowed to have children and frankly should be encouraged to go outside and die…

I mean who doesn’t hate hipsters? Probably half of the hipsters even hate hipsters.

WRONG

This dude’s name is too close to POOPS, what is that all about?

“Kumail Nanjiani shows off the gym that turned him into a beefed-up hunk”

No one is calling you you trolling dumb fuck, you are probably an extremely lonely person in real life. Anywhoo, you lamely said only dumb people disliked the film, you are wrong, of course.