Why would a car company have their own currency?

In my experience the car pool lane issue is treated.... NOT WELL. As in, like you predicted, those fast moving cars are ignored and on the map it just shows up as all red.

In a statement, Seinfeld explains that he kept “old-school accordion folders” of every funny thing he thought of on stage, while writing, or just in a conversation for 45 years

Take this further. Look at the Christian Source Material. How many folks did God kill in there? Millions. How many folks did Bible Satan kill? Like a handful, maybe ten at best? And some of those Satan kills were because of his ridiculous Job bet with God, so a strong argument can be made God shares responsible for…

Your “joke” is more inaccurate and less funny than the New Yorker piece.

6 million times before? Instead of New Yorker it should be OLD Yorker then! Hey-O!

I avoided the second due to terrible reviews, and the first was solid... enough. Shame the action scenes (which were all at least decent) got less good as the movie went on though, that first action scene was incredible and really sold him as a former government murder machine (even if he is way too old to do what he…

You mean elsewhere, right? Possibly on Twitter? Because there ain’t none of that here so far.

Really, we just want to see Queen Latifah kick scumbag ass

Yeah ok.  Maybe you should stop stealing other people’s sandwiches out of the office refrigerator.

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Are we talking Hedgehog Sonic here or the Sonic that makes burgers and shakes?

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I am going to contradict myself. There can be an ok Post Malone ad after all. It would feature Karl Malone punching Post Malone in the face.

I mean the choice here is obvious right? Both ads feature Post Malone. So the clear choice is not airing either ad.

You may be right.  That old (Season 8 or 9?) joke about the show continuing until it becomes unprofitable, points to this thing going on for decades more...

Indeed, the overwhelming majority of characters are “white” (Simpsons yellow as a stand in for white) and almost all of them, if not all of them, are worse human beings than Apu.

There’s a Netflix version of the show at least.  Which has been sitting in my queue for quite a while...

It would be funny if it were Chase, but hasn’t he become completely insufferable to work with? This even comes up in interviews with Chase himself.

Yes to all of those. And for Krusty he needs to be Jewish, old, and a clown. Without all three, no dice.