You think she actually wrote this? You really think she stands for anything besides mindless consumption and base hucksterism?

It always seems to come back around to my sex tape. Yes, a sex tape that was made 13 years ago. 13 YEARS AGO. Literally that lonnng ago. And people still want to talk about it?!?!

Except...she doesn’t show her flaws, nor does she accept herself the way she is, and neither does her husband.

This is from a woman who sold her body to be famous. Now that she reaped the benefits she can scold whomever? Nah.

I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR THIS TRAILER!!! THIS MOVIE LOOKS LIKE SO MUCH FUCKING FUN AND I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED AND CAN’T WAIT TO BRING MY KID!!!

My salary is publicly available on at least a half dozen sites on the Internet. It’s a little weird at first, but after a while it’s just normal. I actually think it improves employee relations and morale. Plus it helps me know who to hate because they are worthless piles of shit that make way more than most people,…