this is like an avclub comment filtered through misidentified napster mp3s.

“Whomsoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.” This is what Odin says when he casts Thor out in the original film, so it holds that if you have the hammer you have Thor’s powers, including lightning magic.

...did anyone not clock Thor screaming “I knew it!” as his stating that Cap could have lifted it in AoU?

Actually, a lot of people have been thinking for a while now that Steve Rogers could have lifted Mjolnir back in Age of Ultron but chose not to precisely because he’s modest.

Yeah, it looks like he wagered his acting career on a risky... Uh, what’s that word for undertaking a calculated risk?

I wish I was so good at making friends I could afford to weaponize it.  

Also my immediate takeaway. Fuck that guy.

So that guy dedicated a year of his life forming a fake friendship in order to get back at the guy who . . . spoiled a movie?

This is just...sad and pathetic. And arguably much, much worse than what originally happened to this person because he actually made this other guy feel like he had a good friend before getting his revenge.

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

how would he even get a photo of the first thanos death? it’s like outta nowhere and its 2 seconds. it’s in and out. this stinks of bullshit. 

You will find in the deleted scenes on the blu-ray that Scott taught him close-up magic while they were building the time machine.

GOTG2 has the rare distinction of possessing both a mediocre ending and a great one. The big action climax ending is your classic shrug-inducing superhero movie fight, a couple of CGI beings weightlessly punching each other for what seems to be an eternity. You can see Gunn trying his damndest to turn it into…

I am legit surprised they did that with Scarjo’s hair as her idea.  I would have guessed that dye job coming out was intentional and meant to show the passage of time between the films.

Okay, at this point I can no longer acknowledge that Grimes actually made Art Angels or any of her other standouts.

dammit Grimes, dump the nerd and go back to the good stuff

Hear hear! There is no greater villain than people who get drunk and say mean things.

Yeah! Don’t they know they’re supposed to write reviews specifically with halloweenjack’s tastes in mind?!

“I would never be brave enough to do what Jussie did. He put his personal freedom at stake and shined a light into some dark corners that need cleaning. In a way, I’m proud of him. Because it doesn’t necessarily matter that this event didn’t happen. It matters that it could happen. That’s the real issue here. So good…

Well, it didn’t take long for his apologists to slither out into the light.