whollyschmidt
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When this story first hit the tape, I though he probably got roughed up doing something he shouldn't be doing, and made up the MAGA story to deflect. Looks like the truth is far worse. 

I’m not sure why I should feel bad for him, he’s clearly a narcissist and sociopath content to let the police throw innocent people in jail for a crime that never happened.  He is the not the victim here by any measure he constructed a false narrative to slander people who hold differing political views.  

Or he's a publicity seeking dick. 

People lie about crazy shit all the time. All kinds of people. It doesn’t necessarily mean they have mental problems.

This sounds like a contrite, thought-out comment brought about through genuine introspection. I wonder how Woke Twitter and Jezebel will find a way to crucify him for it.

I can't wait to see how this wholly reasonable and responsible response (alliteration!) will be completely deconstructed by desperate, anonymous people.

Chris Pratt should think long and hard about how his church’s discrimination against lgbtq et al. makes him more spiritually whole, before he is sentenced to death for crimes against graphic design.

Everyone should clarify their positions on an important subject with a deadass sheep in the background 

Will Smith, slathered in blue paint at the first script read: “I feel like a f***ing idiot.”

SPACESHIP!

Sometimes I think Marvel writers try to be too clever. Not everything needs a neat tie up in the comics.

I love conspiracy movies, especially the ones from the 70s, so for a long time Winter Soldier was my favorite Marvel movie (I don’t consider the comparison to be quite as nonsensical as Tom Breihan evidently does). That said, I can’t deny that Guardians had the bigger impact, and it was a very fun movie in its own

Winter Soldier is, I reckon, the better Marvel movie of the two, but I can’t deny just how game-changing Guardians of The Galaxy really is. It proved that Marvel Studios didn’t need X-men, or at least can still be a thing without waiting for Fox to cough up their Infinity Stone, so to speak. It proved that Marvel has

Calling a white celebrity racist = lots of lots of clicks. The fact that they brought in a bullshit peddler experimental psychology professor to diagnose Neeson with the racism is just one of the many hoops they’ve had to jump through to make this one stick.  Most of us have clearly seen through it.  

He obviously brought it up because the revenge angle plays pretty heavy in the new movie he’s interviewing about. He goes on to explain why he felt those feelings, and the time/context in which those feelings came up. He’s expressed shame and regret for those feelings.  His only mistake was sharing them with a bunch

You forgot the exclamation point. It’s “Star Wars prequels forever!” Imagine it like I’m shouting it at you from a moving car.

why? 

(Full disclosure: This author has interviewed Brennan herself, and appears with her high school concert orchestra in the “I Believe I Can Fly” video.)

To summarize: We won’t be recapping any of these episodes, but heaven forbid we drop our coverage of Walking Dead or Modern Family!