Jeez if he was white, he’d have a TLC show and be an Arkansas state senator.

You shit out your front? Please see a doctor.

you were so scared your balls took a shit?

I was on that flight. Here is my Verrit code:

Michael Jackson didn’t just sit around, being black all the time, and he was beloved the world over.

Wow, Oakland can’t even keep their Civil Rights attorneys from heading to Vegas.

If he didn’t run while being black this wouldn’t have been an issue. While we’re at it, why did he choose to be black anyway? He should take some responsibility for his actions.

clownrows, bro

I really don’t understand all the uproar over this. It’s not like he’s done something truly reprehensible, like sit or kneel when other people are standing.

What about the Newbomb?

That’s nothing, the Giants hold a AAA outfield meeting every game.

There’s only one way the NFL can repair it’s reputation now: By suspending Tom Brady for the entirety of the 2017 season.

Honestly, one is too many.

The *shortest* drive in PGA history, meanwhile, was Tiger Woods in November 2009.

Lucky Whitehead was their primary returner. He’s probably the League’s only return specialist outside of NY’s Dwayne Harris. (That still makes him pretty expendable, but his return abilities should be noted.)

You know there’s porn on the internet, right?

With all due respect, they don’t care if the “average” person can pay to attend a game. They only care that the seats are filled, and if they can continue to up the price but keep the seats filled, they will do so. Supply and demand. As long as there are wealthy individuals or corporations willing to fork over a small…

Thank god Didi Gregarious didn’t homer because he’d never shut up about it.