Sometimes there’s blowjobs.

i was watching this post and its edits closely - dude tried many angles before he settled on that joke.

The metal detectors are also so no one smuggles in a trombone and plays the sad trombone sound when someone misses a word

Who’s already sick of that stupid “black sheep” Nissan ad? That girl spilled paint all over the damn driveway. I’M NOT CLEANING THAT SHIT UP MISSY!

We’ve also long since passed Peak Tom Middleditch.

LeBron threw the curse back on Cleveland when he clowned on the Warriors for blowing a 3-1 lead as the Indians had a 3-1 lead in the World Series.

These layoff announcements are getting more and more sudden.

He earned his stripes at the Battle of the Golden Corral Sea.

Spagnuolo later apologized if anyone was offended but his personal animosity toward fat people was because his father had spent years of his life fighting the morbidly obese.

I’m not sure which is more remarkable, that game already being 10 years old or that Yankees fans are still crying about it.

Price is Right Games Ranked?

Now they will be the fresher, much more well-rested favorites, waiting in Oakland for a jet-lagged underdog to arrive.

I would let the Pats win the Super Bowl every remaining year of 45*’s term, just to see the reaction of red staters.

In a perfect world the Patriots would never win another Super Bowl again.

I’m a Jets fan, but I would be really into this version of reality.

Hi, longtime reader, first time contributor. I went through the trouble of making an account just to tell you that this is the worst comment I have ever read on here.

Oh, like you’d know anything about being forced out of the NFL due to your outspoken political beliefs. Stick to commenting!

Liberal tears are so umami!

This is my surprised face.

Yeah, but at least she didn’t just get shit on, unlike the Deadspin comment section.

~tsk~ “These days, Claire just sits around in a filthy pair of overalls eating rotten lettuce...”