Just as predictable as the Patriots getting caught cheating every year

It’s pretty fucked up that this guy’s being given all the responsibility for this. I mean, just look at how the victim’s dressed.

Outtakes from Season 72 of Entourage.

But it is curious how many more total votes appear to be being cast in the AL.

Color me shocked that Derek Jeter somehow isn't the AL shortstop leader.

Can’t believe Tabitha Soren, Kurt Loder, Matt Pinfield, and Jesse Camp all said no.

Yes, this terrible pun is completely representative of “us,” and unhip government functionaries only exist in America.

Wow, you really are a soccer fan.

Fat Tire is one beer I do not get. Maybe I just don't like ambers, but I love nearly everything else in New Belgium's lineup.

Oh man this is funnier than that time Steph curry boxed out Dwight Howard.

Bad Kinja.

‘Stepped on’ is definitely synonymous with cut.

The Phillies may have the worst GM in all of sports. Chase Utley is batting close to .159. The Phillies went on a 6 game winning streak and are managed to get out of last place. Cliff Lee and Ryan Howard are making a combined $50 million.

I’ve always seen brewing a pilsner similar to drumming on a jazz kit. You got a snare, kick drum, high hat and a cymbal. Anybody can sound awesome on Neal Peart’s kit. It takes real talent to make a pilsner.

Pinkus is definitely not hard to find. It’s a pretty common pilsner out of Germany. Most good beer shops should probably have one sitting aside somewhere.

Don’t worry, I checked with the committee: While not certainly not advised, it is still technically legal to drink the same beer two days in a row.

Relatively new to the site so feel free to ignore if this is a stupid question, but have you tried/reviewed Pinkus Pils? I generally refrain from buying imports since they are so stepped on by the time you get one in your hands, but if you can find a reputable importer/seller this beer is near the top of my pilsner…

Top Ten jokes on Dave’s Top Ten things people have always wanted to say to Dave:

Jim Carrey made me giggle like an idiot.

I, for one, am sick and tired of this white appropriation of black culture.

Running around whilst freaking out at a dunk is OUR thing. Get your own reaction.