It just fucking sucks that this guy of all people is effectively punished with a short timeout.

It's just a shame he did't save his yard work for Sunday, when he surely would have sliced into the trees.

It was child abuse. He deserves an 8 game suspension. Make a statement for child abuse.

Just hearsay and allegations. And I signed a plea-bargain. Once again, not true.

Now we get to find out who the NFL cares less about, women or kids.

Goodell is a mendacious tool who's undoubtedly going to to get canned or can himself in the near future. But Ray Rice is unlucky. I say that not to defend his conduct in any way; slugging your wife/girlfriend is categorically reprehensible and his indefinite suspension is well deserved. The fault in his stars (or…

I guess my bag didn't make a strong enough case.

I guess my bag didn't make a strong enough case.

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You didn't want the public to see the images, but inevitably they did. Roger, I wish you'd given me a call before trying to keep this Rice thing under wraps. No matter what you do now, your career is over.

I am genuinely appreciative and commend OTL for writing this, "One former staffer said Rice, the former Baltimore Ravens running back, spat in his then-fiancée's face twice, "once outside the elevator and once inside," prompting her to retaliate with movements that were ultimately countered with a knockout punch."…

I don't know if this really fits in here, but the aspect of law enforcement and its obligations to provide evidence to the parties ends up implicating some interesting constitutional issues. Putting aside the issue of whether any third party has "standing" to receive these materials—and I'm loathe to invite any jokes…

Brothers?

You say tomato, I say First Amendment, man!!!!1!!

Am I the only fucking person on the planet that thinks pumpkin ONLY tastes good in pumpkin pie? And that's fucking IT?? Am I alone? Sometimes I feel so alone in this.

Burn your sources. They used you to smear the victim of a violent assault. SET THEM ON FIRE.

"You've got a bloody suitcase on wheels. Real men don't get the Earth to help carry their luggage, mate. They carry it themselves" Super Hans

"You've got a bloody suitcase on wheels. Real men don't get the Earth to help carry their luggage, mate. They carry…

He's probably more of a Wheel of Fortune fan.

"And joining us now is our newest member of the First Take family, we welcome Ray Rice to his permanent home at the debate desk"

Sorry, that was supposed to be a DM to Sneijderman.

I guess you've never heard of Double Jeopardy.