You guys are such hipsters.

I love skirt steak but the price has really gone up recently. It was even better when you could get it for dirt cheap.

I disagree with the part about rinsing it off under running water. Not necessary (just as you shouldn't rinse your chickens either) but still blot the hell out of it with paper towels as it will be moist from processing anyway.

Skirt steak has gotten stupid expensive for such a simple cut. Maybe it's just the area I'm in, but in some places is as expensive as thin cut Strip.

Why are people so obsessed with what happens in the shower!?!?!?

You know what they say, "When there's grass on the field, that's Wimbledon. The U.S. Open is played on hard courts, you stupid fucking asshole."

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What, did he put ketchup on it?

"I don't understand. Doesn't everyone work on their drops?"

But what is the point of neopolitan ice cream if you aren't going to scoop it lengthwise to get all three flavors?

You wouldn't think a person could be so wrong in a list of just three flavors, but here we are.

I'd hope it's obvious that most people watch the LLWS not because they want to see the best 12-year-old baseball players in the world but because they want to see underdogs and interesting stories. There's always a team with a few six-foot mustache growers who steamroll the 4'9 kids. They're rarely as interesting as,…

so, traffic nightmare, check

That's what's known as a "Canadian gloryhole".

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."

The tear gas element of the tribute, however, seems a bit too on-the-nose for me.

"We just wanted everybody to know that we support Michael and acknowledge what happened in Ferguson,'' Brandon Meriweather said.

One school did it right today. Michigan dismissed the kid who sucker punched that guy.

If you can find pork belly, make porchetta. It's pork belly wrapped and tied around a pork loin, with a rub of herbs and spices in between. It's a goddamn magical frankenpiggy.