Crazy Crab the anti mascot, No 1 with a bullet.

...explaining the election of Donald Trump.

The only way Cleveland gets past game 5 is if they play outside with those fucking knats that ate the Yankees. What a dump.

Rust never sleeps.

Maybe you’re the reason Trump one?

FIFY

In a perfect world, Belichick picks him up, Brady retires from repeated head injuries, Kap leads them to Super Bowl and Trump’s head explodes.

If you use shit grocery store stock, add some gelatine for body. Industrial stock is the reason restaurant food tastes better than yours. h/t kenji, obviously.

Now that’s a guy who looks like he just ollied off a girl’s tits.

So you got three new cars because you had to. Way to walk back the entire premise of your post. Brave.

Orly?

Maybe not be so wasteful then?

That’s not quite fair—when he as in college, Oden had already been walking on three legs for 39 years..

 I don’t think it’s hyperbole to say that large parts of the southern part of the state are just gonna be completely uninhabitable in ten to twenty years.”

Way more excited to hear Cutler be a semi-asshole on TV than listen to Romo bromide (BroMo?) it up with Jim Nance.

The Iroquois have 100 different words for facetious.

Check your white privilege, brah.

-1. Your comment lacks gravity.

Wasn’t Carolina Uber Oher a Dead Kennedy’s song, or am I mistaken?