Anyone who orders a vodka martini is already a jagweed anyway. Give them a juniper flavored vodka martini.

Firm believer in the Devoto school: There are only two cocktails you need to know: A slug of whiskey and a Martini. The rest are flim flammery and sugary concoctions designed to make bartenders feel creative and sell useless product.

When you order a martini without specifying gin or vodka, you get a vodka martini? Where do you drink, Applebee’s?

Well that settles it. Big Marijuana is the leaker.

They should have traded him for Demarcus Cousins when they had a chance. Would save money using the same jersey

+1. ungrey this person

+1. ungrey this person

there are roomy jeans that don’t look like you’re going to a rave in 1993. 541's for example.

there are roomy jeans that don’t look like you’re going to a rave in 1993. 541's for example.

moving from 569 to 541 is like moving from buttfuck appalachia to a place where everyone wants to fuck you.

moving from 569 to 541 is like moving from buttfuck appalachia to a place where everyone wants to fuck you.

541 and its bullshit it didnt make the list.

541 and its bullshit it didnt make the list.

Gru’s a sounders ultra, what do you know...

Uhh, paid protestors?

Warriors going to be thin now with this and Draymond’s hyperextended mouth.

non-hipster.

non-hipster.

“Wrong hole dummies”

easy milo.

Well, that seems to be the zeitgeist right now:

There was a much dumber way to kill the clock two days ago.

That poor behavior really took a negative toll on the team, holding them to below 51 points in the third quarter. So selfish.

Shoelaces are okay, I guess, if you’re just playing around. But if you’re serious about fit under pressure...

Need them for the Select Committee looking into Russia’s involvement in the election.