Bakersfield is the Garbutt, NY of California

San Jose is devoid of anything good, except Banh mi.

It’s number one on per capita obesity rate rankings though!

Technically speaking, Stockton is the Detroit of the West Coast. Oakland is the Queens of the West Coast.

Oakland, so trendy, but still way shitty, benefiting only from the hellscape that is San Francisco. Doesn’t a real city have at least one place to buy non-thrifted clothes?

Good DA though!

I dunno, he seems like a savvy politician who has gotten plenty done in his time in Congress. You think Hillary is really going to get that much more done with a hostile house?

I spoon almond butter. It lacks that sweet sweet taste and texture of additional sugar, salt, and partially hydrogenated vegetable oils, but it might not kill me, so it seems a reasonable substitute.

It used to be a three run HR was worth 3 rbis. And that “proofreading” used to be part of someone's job.

“[Span’s] last two [RBI’s] came on a long homer...” (that scored Crawford and Bianco).

/was this just an elaborate april fool’s joke to claim that shuttlecocks are balls?

Dunkspin.

or, what goobermunch said.

A guess, maybe protected from being the basis of a libel action, and as such unduly prejudicial to the jury, not protected from disclosure in the sense of a privileged communication, which it clearly isn’t?

What does Steven Tyler have to do with this?

Can’t wait for the upcoming sequel, Donald Trump Rally Parking Lot.

Don’t do it. Sweaty tevas are the smelliest footgear ever. Really have to scrub the shit out of them to get the smell out. At least back when I went to a liberal arts college in the 90s where they were mandatory.

Goodyear welting FTW.

Pros: Fast as fuck and water tight.

If that’s appropriate for your workplace, I whole heartedly agree with you, but honestly, I have never had a problem keeping my feet dry even with leather soled dress shoes. Regular shoe polish is all the water repellency needed unless you stomp in every puddle you see.