lol, you should never show this screed to the “3 or 5” important women in your life if you ever want to get laid again.

Man, oh Man, Oh Man Oman Oman!

This is why I don’t huff beer, no matter what the kids are doing these days.

maybe we shouldn’t provide unlimited food to people so they will stop having so many kids.

Thanks for the total waste of time and bandwith! Fuck you Groundwind.

Best drama on TV? Really

Would be fascinating to see if any NBA/NFL/MLB (lol) teams or players would take a stand like Mizzou.

Wut?

Not to be a dick (proceeds to be a dick): but hendricks is the gin for people who are not sure if they love gin (i.e., someone who gets their martini’s dirty [sorry].) The rose and cucumber notes are not typical of gin, and sort of ruin a martini made with hendricks for me, at least.

Lagavulin 16 is on permanent sale at a local liqueur store for $53. I really have a hard time buying anything else, as I would have to pay 60% more for something 0% better (i.e., Ardbeg).

I figure there are a couple of reasons.

How does fascism become rooted in America?

Get ready for next week’s hard hitting expose on Big Lawn Chair’s efforts to ban dugouts in Australia.

Their HR Head and General Counsel should go to jail for being incompetent, putting this shit in writing.

What about a stick in the front spokes? Only if they are wearing a helmet, right?

How? You have your best player score more than one point in the 4th quarter.

What the hell is wrong with gin, then? You don’t want your clients to think you are a weeny who doesn’t like the taste of alcohol (or as palmofnapalm puts is, a “white girl.”)

Its only reason for existence is the bloody mary.

tell a russian that.

With all these flavored vodkas, you would think they would make a juniper flavored one. I bet that would be good.