The fact he’s wearing John Stockton’s games-worn shorts belies his disinterest in basketball.

Yep, this. Guilt has been conclusively established by the NFL and that is the final word. Now they can only bitch about the process.

HSS Havoc With My Narrative of The Universe is the name of Tom Brady’s yacht.

If you are going to kill a lion, you better be sure you have every single i dotted and t crossed. Sounds like the guides he hired might have fucked him with illegal conduct to get his business. I am sure he will claim ignorance of their malfeasance (the bribes and the baiting), but fuck him for trusting them, and fuck…

Wow, Commerce team is now a used vacuum salesman.

Wow, Commerce team is now a used vacuum salesman.

He may be the best a man can get, but for a women, he causes nicks, then gets cut.

your brand preferences are _____.

I bet you are.

Kitchen tools should do more than one thing. Microplane grater/zester is perfect for mincing garlic and about 100 other things.

Kitchen tools should do more than one thing. Microplane grater/zester is perfect for mincing garlic and about 100…

Goodell didn’t reduce the suspension. An arbitrator did.

Fun!

Can I introduce you to 1c. Patrick Reed?

Correct. There is a reason Germany came waltzing right through Belgium in WWII and it might even have something to do with how much better their beer is.

Lowenbrau is still legit in Bavaria. It is weird how it disappeared here. Spa ten took its place I guess.

In theory, and all-malt macro like Michelob could be ideal: you combine the technical lagering skill, consistency, ubiquitous availability, and non-rapey pricing of the big brewers with a better class of rice and corn free ingredients, throw in some semi-legit heritage branding (throwback label etc) and that sounds…

Gawker should just fire Burneko and Chen (Sorry guys! love you!) and hire Kenji off the sinking ship of Serious Eats. Most grilling articles here reprint the myths that he has systematically debunked for years.

The number one all time advice that will definitely improve your grilling is to buy one of these:

I still wish we’d adopt some of Germany’s beer-garden culture around here. I want more beer-focused places where the general public can gather to drink a lot and maybe eat a little if the spirit moves them.

No one is saying your catchup-covered IPAs suck. They are saying it is harder to make a good beer without catchup, or wrapped in bacon, or whatever.

Whole foods has it at least on the west coast.