Function: They cover up buttons on your shirt, which are sort of informal looking.

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Serious question: Other than a powdered flavoring agent, any cheese that is on melted on a pile of chips, or the punch line of a racist joke, is there actually a cheese called Nacho Cheese?

In a game with two heels, I am rooting for Seattle solely because of Marshawn Lynch. Maybe Richard Sherman, too, I guess.

/throws ball into elliptical machines

Goats that scream like humans > scapegoats.

This sounds awesome. Seems like Pennsylvania and Ohio are way ahead of the rest of the country for craft yellow kraut-like beer. I guess the coasts can't have everything.

I wouldn't feel too bad for the brewers. If brewers are anything like wineries, they will soon use these inflated prices to justify their own price hikes.

I have to have a REALLY big Saturday night, probably involving hard drugs, to sleep past 9 am on a Sunday. But I am old.

9:30 est

Noon is not a reasonable WC kickoff time for the Superbowl. Knife Crime Island viewership is not worth California's pregame.

Former east coaster on the west coast now and I have to say you could not be more wrong. Grabbing a bagel and going to sports bar at 10 am is a treat. If you cannot handle it, just get the RedZone. Also awesome is going to bed at 9 pm after a full day of football and merriment. West coast sports fans have it so much…

No, I agree, its a great book.

I think you can trace the end of poker being cool to 2003 book Positively Fifth Street: Murderers, Cheetahs, and Binion's World Series of Poker.

Please tell me you were at the San Juan back alley bar during your honeymoon while your newlywed bride was in the wedding bed wondering where you were and what kind of mistake she just made?

Great post Will. This is why people who "never touch" BMC are so frustrating, they can't comprehend that sitting on a boat all day drinking modelo cans is better than sitting on a boat all day thinking about how good your beer tastes.

What do I look for in a snack at the superbowl, something that leaves me kissable, or something that helps me choke down as much beer as possible?

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You misread my post. I said German swill is better than American macro brew because of the law in question that bars rice and corn. And the finest of German traditional styles, to my taste, are better than banana bread stout or what ever "experimental" ingredients folks are using like coffee, banana bread, of…

In his example, bud guy was just partying, not critiquing any one else's tastes. Otherwise I would agree with you. To each their own.