Cappacino Blend (wagon)

What if I don’t want to play ‘death trap’?

My aunt (old landlord of mine) wouldn’t consider that “beach front property across from river” she would straight up say “waterfront property”. . Needless to say, her property is still for sale, hahahahaha. She’s a bitch

I’m over 30 and I’d still rather have a bumper boat.

Spent a many of my college nights standing in a canoe with a battery, trolling motor, 2 lights and a gig. Most times I was lucky and had a buddy and beer. We would take the outgoing tide out the inlet to the mouth. Stop. Then wait the hour plus, and ride the incoming tide back.

I was thinking a really nice 911 or NSX.. my heart now hurts.

My college apartment had a shit tow company. They put odd placed, extremely minimal “visitor” parking spots in a party complex. I got shit faced one night and traced the existing one on cardboard, cut it out and spray painted the proper 1/3 ratio it needed and could account for with 4 cans of crappy white spray paint.…

Real men wipe with 50 grit sandpaper, and cook bacon with their shirt off.

Every time I see a DeLorean I wonder what kind of jackass would take off those rear booster flares

$216k is family house money in Hilton Head, SC area. Not dream house, but definitely family house.

Really scoping in on the understandings of “trim levels”

AT LEAST 500 cute baby seals must be . . ..

When Toyota came out with the T100 (the T stands for “test”) my dad went and bought 2 brand new ones. Both; basic wheels, no power anything, stickshift, no A/C.. the sales guy joked “dang, want us to take out the radio?” My dad responded “if it didn’t cost me more, I’d have you do that too.”

I think big corporates should be forced to pay the amount they are sueing for if they ‘lose’ the case. That would surely cut down on the ‘corporate-little man’ lawsuits.

Ive been given two speeding tickets in my old Xrunner for going 5mph over. Both times I was actually clueless, because both times I was actually doing the speed limit.. cops suck.

I live near Hilton Head and for sure, I can’t think of a single good thing about going to Savannah...

My buddy had a stealth. He would always tell the same story.

I want the flame throwers that shoot out the sides, but into the car.

Moving out of myrtle beach, SC (towards more money) years ago, I left the U-Haul keys in the truck over night. Literally 2am-7am

I got a 97 legacy wagon (manual) last year and wondered, to the moon and back, why it came with “the club”.