My dad used to tell me all the time when I was growing up, if you go through Baltimore get the hell out of there, cause the lingo there, for the cops, is to beat you with the baton till your limp and then start screaming “STOP FIGHTING, STOP FIGHTING!” As they proceed to hit you some more.

Hit 85mph in a Geo metro once and the windshield wipers flew the F*** off.

When I say pre cell phone, I know they had them, but people in general didn’t care if they had one or not.

Pre-cellphone days. I was with my dad and we were in his jacked up early 90's F250 with the double gas tanks . . . he used to flip both 6 times over when he ran out cause he would forget to flip tanks right BEFORE the first ran out, instead of as it was running out.

It’s better to ask for forgiveness and poke some holes than to ask for permission and hear the answer you already know doesn’t jive with your own needs.

Hold my beer

A “jealous clutch” is a clutch with a weak or really shitty return spring, the pedal has no resistance and the meshing to get it all to work, for the lack of a better word, sucks.

I say fuck all of the service dog ppl, you can’t even tell anymore, there are so many abusing the system now. Then, if someone really NEEDS there ‘service dog’, they will just leasure on with them and deal with the wrathe.

Who cares? It’s a Dodge. It’ll be rattling to pieces, falling apart and overheating before you can get a full lap on a track, or back from the grocery store.

I’m actually going through this shit storm now.. trying to get the wife minivan, can’t decide what to get at all, she really wants leather and DVD, trying to teater totter on options for the Toyota or go with the kia, which we know nothing about, or going with the discontinued Dodge caravan/town and country which,…

Here in the south it’s anyone with a Canada license plate.

I lived in Myrtle Beach for a few years and there’s a black guy that rolls around in a late 80's Honda Accord with stereo speakers that fold out of his doors and his trunk when it’s open, and he probably has 3 chandeliers hanging in the car... At least 3...

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I lived in NC for a couple years. . . Out of MD, VA, NC, and SC ...I’d have to say it was my LEAST favorite state to live in and THE MOST corrupt...

My buddy works at the shipyard, he says, in general, the gov’t is totally cool with the idea of souvineers.

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Oh, I been wearing that. . But only to keep others from getting in. . .

Yea, I wish I knew the thinner floor mats fix, cause it wasn’t even a problem in my Tundra but the dealer still cut my gas peddle in half to “fix” the issue..

I rented a fancy new dodge minivan from Budget and the guy told me when referencing the extended travel;

While I agree, that is also unrealistic... the grasp is that electricity can be easily monopolized. Once everyone switches to electric, the true price gouging on electricity will begin.