This wouldn’t be at all out of place on Disney’s Descendants. Actually would be significantly better than the costumes that were in the actual movies.

Going to Getty Images for sexy pictures is the modern descendent of the Sears catalog underwear section.

If they put that in there, I want a game mode where you have to drop pianos on it.

After yesterday, Poland are no longer a country, and are therefore ineligible for the fraudulence rankings.

I remember a story where they built a subdivision next to a guy’s pig farm that’d been there for generations. I guess they (wisely) sold the houses in the winter, and the residents started complaining when the weather turned hot.

If half the field ran the race clockwise, and the other half counter-clockwise, I imagine that would make things much more exciting.

I used to be a faithful watcher of NASCAR. My interest declined when it became the Jimmie Cup Series, because the Chase was essentially custom-made for him. Consistent finishes no longer mattered, only a few results at the end of the season. Then they made it worse with a single championship race, and then they…

“We need to throw a caution flag at this point, because the drivers are such children they’ll not pit for new tires, and end up killing themselves, or each other.”  AKA the competition caution.

Fanboost in Formula E. To be fair, it’s only one of several things that keep me from taking that “sport” seriously (and no, I don’t hate it just because it’s all-electric).

The entire nascar scoring/championship system. And the race stages.

Thank you Toyota for reminding the world that luxury isn’t measured by how many buttons you can cram into a dash or a touchscreen UI.

Can we discuss her choices in tats?  They are ... shall we say ... unusual choices.

Heroic effort.

Why do you put 191,000 miles on a car like a Viper?

Or both. It’s certainly possible that they are hiding OSHA violations (which he and others have reported) and that this guy is a skeezy asshole who deserved to be fired for being as such. They don’t have to be mutually exclusive.

Currently waiting for David Tracy’s take on why the Warthog is good, but only after you cobble it together from other, rusted out Warthogs and drive it to Moab and back

Saab says a car ain’t shit unless it’s born from jets:

A car ain’t shit until you take its picture with an airplane.

Paid DLC 1: Remove roadworks every 2 miles.

But it got the clicks. That’s what matters, not facts.