He wants older not 2002.

Good Grief.

If only one of those plucky kids had fucked up his shoulder, then miraculously had the muscle heal in such a way that it allowed him to throw like 110 mph and throw rockets from the outfield fence all the way to the catcher. Just lull them into a false sense of security by letting them score a few dozen runs, then…

You knew there was going to be a problem when Notre Dame Cristo Rey announced that they’d be giving the start to Charlie Brown.

There were no good posts today. Nobody inspired a Comment of the Day. We are very disappointed in you. We spend all day reading what you write, and this is the one thing you’re supposed to do for us.

Someone REALLY likes Astons

based on the headline, I’d say an older pickup truck and start your country music career

Anybody who bought a Frontier in 2011 did.

Actually you have some damn good bbq off the beaten path... and the scariest Deliverance extras I have ever met.

I thought in Arkansas you get fined for NOT having a car on blocks on your yard.

Yes, and my ex said they would call me; how did that work out?

This has to be one of the most polite invasions of privacy ever.

Why is everyone surprised, they revealed this years ago

That’s ironic, because Pornhub will ship me a dozen SuckMeOffs for the same price.

That’s ironic, because Pornhub will ship me a dozen SuckMeOffs for the same price.

Big yellow Uber, more like.

Until very recently I thought the “parking lot” in the song was a very explicit f-bomb.

Close, Joni. They’re going to pave paradise and put up a developed community.

I’ll give him $12 and a stick of gum.