It physically pains me to admit this, but the idea of Tennessee hiring Greg Schiano was so stupid that Clay Travis got it vigorously right:

I’ve lived in Alabama for over 11 years. They aren’t lying when they say that the state is divided when it comes to these two teams. The first thing people ask when they meet you is Auburn or Alabama? I’m a California native so I say USC. It throws them off.

Burton and Speke not included

Build date 4/20/2016

Dodge Demon people: “But can it pull the front wheels off the ground?!”

...does that mean he’s not coming on then?

What do you expect, it’s a LEAF. We’re lucky she found one with a girl standing in front of it at all.

“I went to a fight and a NASCAR race broke out”

She also looks shaken, not stirred.

I thought it was named after Brady because it was dumb and pretty.

Congratulations, Mr. A. Barth, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a drill which this lovely lady will deliver.....................well, you know the drill.

pretty sure that’s a Saturn

No matter how good you are at Spintires, there’s always someone better than you

Curiously, that is exactly what I did. I love it and I know the work was done right.

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

Because “better” doesn’t always equal “more fun.”

So when a custody fight hits the 8 year mark, is it safe to assume that the “adults” care only about hurting each other and give zero fucks about the best interests of the child?

Indeed. And when you live in the rural areas like I do, you appreciate this type of scenery everyday.