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Matt Nichelson
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Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

Because “better” doesn’t always equal “more fun.”

So when a custody fight hits the 8 year mark, is it safe to assume that the “adults” care only about hurting each other and give zero fucks about the best interests of the child?

Indeed. And when you live in the rural areas like I do, you appreciate this type of scenery everyday.

the real story is “INCOMPETENT SEC DEFENSE CAN’T RECOVER FUMBLE IN 6 ATTEMPTS”

Once Payne and his superior who pushed him are fired and unable to find another job, then I’ll believe in that “goodness of society”.

And odds are very good that the thought, “I’m getting BJs from groupies in the same building that Steven Tyler and Joe Perry got BJs from groupies in!” never fails to put a smile on Joel’s face either.

Next: lunakhana. Ken block hooning the lunar rover on the moon.

5/5 Mustangs: When the out of control Mustang hits spectators/pedestrians. Threat level: Run for your life.

as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.

Not everyone’s a good TypeR.

Probably thought he would have to buy a set a tires if he stopped for gas.

That’s why I walk around in a g-string.

That rumbling you’re hearing is the sound of 8 million American teenage boys fainting and crashing to the floor amidst a cloud of vape smoke.

I doubt that he knows that I don’t care so much that I’ll comment about it all night if I have to.

I know one guy that’s happy about this

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I found it oddly satisfying. Like this video:

Listen bro. I’ve been around Hollywood for a few years now and I can tell you how to make a proper Herbert movie.

Container full of guns and cocaine. Umm as long as you don’t sell to minors.