I’d probably respond that way too if I just contradicted myself in two sentences. Bye.

Er, yeah, it kinda does.

sick rich white people don’t “blaze their own trails”

Dude. The Kemper name is synonymous with money. Banks. The arena is Kansas City for years was Kemper Arena until a month ago when Hy-Vee bought out naming rights. Their holdings go on and on.

Now I see why you gave her “memoir” a rave review.

In another late-night comedy post-mortem of the cultural car crash that was the eventual confirmation of perjuring, conspiracy-spewing, flush-faced accused sex criminal Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court

this site really is turning into Jezebel. That’s not a compliment.

sorry to hear that. I hope your life gets better than your Taylor Swift and Nazi gang bang dreams.

And while we absolutely love this new pro-democracy look in Taylor’s wardrobe

I was blown away when I learned that because Mr. I was also a slum lord around Detroit. He also actively battled against the improvement of downtown Detroit and monopolized a ton of land downtown for decades. He’s like the exact opposite of Dan Gilbert, who built his empire scamming people on mortgages, but has done…

Ginsburg or Alito?

I usually use cling wrap on my hard cheeses and they stay better longer... but I’ve been slicing off moldy spots on them since I was a kid. So either I had built up an immunity to it at this point, or it’s fine. Good to see it’s fine!

did you mean to post this to Jezebel?

white people being offended on behalf of everyone else will never go away... it’s only getting worse.

“Why don’t people take us more seriously at Splinter?!”

I mean, there’s a pretty noticeable difference between a DiGiorno pizza and Little Caesars. I’ve seen the pizza making machine they use at LC franchises. It would cost LC WAY more money to buy a bunch of DiGiorno pizzas and try to sell them

Gunn only apologized for those tweets obsessing about child sex and rape when they resurfaced. Watching people completely switch that fact around is mind-blowing.

lol yes, it was South Park that is the reason Trump is President. Couldn’t possibly be anything else. South Park did it.

Hogwarts isn’t real