They failed at making the “8 year old brand new” NSX a success, and they’re wanting to build upon that huge success by making a “baby NSX”?

I’d buy it if it had 50 more hp than whatever it will have and cost less than a midlevel economy car. Also it will have to have every single feature of a car costing twice as much. And if I see ONE piece of plastic that doesn’t feel like Charlize Theron’s upper thigh, dealbreaker.

I hearby swear at the altar of the S2000, that I will promise to buy this on the internet. I will then make a bunch of excuses when I don’t. I probably won’t even test drive it because the salesman will smell my bullshit the moment I walk through the doors of the dealership.

Well seeing that I could not drive a new Vett with out my aviator googles ( My stupid dumb big head sticks past the top of the window, I guess I will take the 911.

She is 5 now, and teens are flexible. She will fit. I remember as a teen in High School folding myself into all sorts of 2-door cars. Firebirds, Mustangs, 240SX’s, 3 guys in one Civic del Sol.

The timing of this is hilarious. I’m picking up a 2LT C7 Z51 M7 tomorrow after mulling this exact debate for almost a year. Sub-$60k, 1850 miles and certified pre-owned warranty versus $80k+ for a 2012/2013 991 Carrera S? It was literally a no brainer.

So if you traded in a vehicle with an ACV of $10,000, they would assume $1,000 for reconditioning (shop bill), $150 to pay the detailer to prep it for the lot, $900 PAC, and an estimated profit of $1,000. So they would hope to list that vehicle at $13,050 with the likely scenario of it being rounded up to $13,499.

Everybody all together now: This is why the dealership model is terrible.

This is so so stupid and immature. Jalopnik is about cars and the joy of driving them. Not brazen insecurity temporarily salved by what you perceive may incite jealousy in your ex-whatever. Cars deserve better.

The answer is obvious- buy the ugliest car you can find, and any girl will look hot next to it!

Yeah, bet you it was completely fake. a bunch of movie prop money with a few hundies on top to impress his friends.

If you buy a mansion and anyone outside of the law even thinks of telling you what to do with it, you’ve fucked up bad. Same goes for houses too really. Fuck HOAs.

$20M mansion, still has an HOA fee. THAT’S a poor decision!

He’s probably just protecting his assets. People see ‘bankruptcy’ and they think “oh, he’s broke” or “that’s rock bottom” but in reality, assets declared in bankruptcy can’t be touched by the courts when it comes time to pay damages. So it’s more like “Sure, I owe you 5 million dollars, but your ass isn’t touching any…

Haha, I miss that plate! I got sick of people asking me if it was my car or not.

Tried this with my ex. Didn’t get a reaction. We even talked about how we both wanted a Jeep when we were dating.

She be like - Woah, he got a 2 seat convertible Corolla...stylin’.

Do her best friend.

Man: Corvette Z06, brand new.

MB-Tex is the same vinyl that everyone uses. In fact, it's pretty much the same material everyone coats actual leather seats in so there is absolutely no difference in feel. Adding "leather" to a sub $100k car (and even some over $100k) pretty much gets you the cheapest possible part of the cow coated in vinyl.