I mean, as a satire of your post I think it works pretty well, yeah. Can you explain why it’s a bad parallel?

Their own reports record more “hate crimes and bias motivation” against white people than any POC group.

He was prosecuted and convicted because he committed a crime and now has to pay for it...

yes thats a terrible thing for a congressman to do.

‘You’re arresting me for murder? Jesus Christ, officer. So I killed one person. Ever heard of the war in Iraq? Get your priorities straight!’

Good.

The dude lied about what happened. He initiated a police investigation. He got found out and continued lying. He took this to trial, and he carried on lying to the judge and the jury, even in the face of video evidence proving he staged the attack. The sentence would’ve been nowhere near as harsh if he hadn’t stuck to…

“Although Chicago PD initially pledged to investigate the assault, the department quickly began to question details of Smollett’s attack.”

I don’t know about mentally ill, but here’s a white bus driver who was convicted of staging an attack on him:

Just because you’re a first time offender doesn’t mean there’d be no conviction, just likely a lesser sentence...
You seriously saying he shouldn’t be punished just because you think white people wouldn’t? If anything he has made it harder for real victims of racism to be believed.

It is vitally important to point out that the people who are trying to make the “James Bond should totally be a woman” thing happen do not watch, and have no interest in ever watching, James Bond movies.

Are people really clamoring for a female James Bond or are bored media journalists just trying to will this debate into existence?

100% exactly this. Well put.

Of course James Bond should be a man. That’s the character as intended. Making Bond a woman accomplishes nothing. It’s fake corporate gesturing to try to appease to the crowd that gets loud about wokeness thinking they’ll be satisfied. Make new roles for women. That’s progress. Put women behind the camera. In the…

Totally agree with Broccoli. Trying to make James Bond a woman is totally unnecessary and would be a big mistake, imho. Far better to create a new female spy franchise instead.

because victims

Here’s the legal explanation of RICO-

I know she suffered dreadful abuse but the continued hatred for LGBT+ people, stanning for Republican candidates, and now whatever this court mess was can’t help but make me think she’s becoming the real life version of Tim Heidecker’s character from On Cinema.

Jackstravaganza

Maybe he, the largest Titan, just ate all the others?