Here’s the Cut for Time sketch:

What really killed the Segway was this scrappy competitor:

Spoiler alert: if the Bene Gesserit figure out who will prevail and when, they and they alone will end up actually winning. So you have to be extra careful about forming alliances with them.

Wait, hold on. This isn’t a “Dan Harmon going crazy” episode. This is a “Dan Harmon getting lazy” episode.

What about Scooter from Sex and the City? Weren’t you rooting for the lil’ guy?

There’s gotta be a term for it, where someone uses the wrong word and it somehow drives the right word out of your head and it takes a lot longer to figure out what that correct one actually is than it would have taken otherwise.

Sigh.

Say, has anyone else here ever seen The Action Family?

Forget about beer, you can buy hard liquor at 7-11s in Taiwan.

Also, have we not learned that it’s David E. Kelley?

It may be that the weird link behavior is new and I just didn’t happen to see it, but I could swear that this is only happening recently.

Well, say what you will about Kinja, but it will never stop innovating new and interesting ways to fuck up your comment.

Wait, let me guess: you tried to embed a hyperlink in the word “The”, didn’t you?

Not as often as I tell someone he or she is a “stupid, clumsy bitch”.

“Sometimes, the kids will start getting defensive and say, ‘Yeah, well, I don’t know any of those characters, so big deal,’” the Ghost said. “That’s when I pull out DC vs. Marvel.”

My take on it is a little different than yours. I think it’s not cool to single out Kumail Nanjiani when it is likely that juicing is far from uncommon in Hollywood. And I don’t know that Kumail is juicing for sure.