I’ll check under my sofa cushions.

Shit, you might be right. It has been a decade, after all.

That takes me back. When this site did Human Target recaps, the commentariat was united in the belief that Indira Varma’s character, Ilsa Pucci, was the worst.

I keep hoping he’ll get back to his roots and make more movies involving snipers.

Spider-Man 3

Hey Paul, you asshole: DUB THIS!

Indeed. We start wars, forget the poor. That all must change when Ringo buys a rifle.

There was a comment here that Kinja refused to let me properly edit, despite the fact that I did so within the 15-minute limit. So I scrapped it entirely to write this.

Things kick into gear in the last two acts, when the narrative picks up momentum and we race through the confrontation with the killer and subsequent decision on Clarice’s part to disobey her new boss, Krendler (Walking Dead’s Michael Cudlitz, looking very different without his muttonchops), in order to tell the…

I kind of dug how “Tomboy” by Bettie Serveert was playing in the car while Clarice and the other agent drove from the scene.

I don’t know why Saturday Night Live had to resort to the cheap, hackneyed stereotype that all lesbians own iguanas.

My suggestion to the writers? Make her catchphrase be “Just dance for me.”

Given that Minaj’s version was released or leaked instead of being sold, yes, I do, especially since the monetary penalty in this case is nearly a half million dollars. In the same way that I think it’s awful that EMI, the copyright holder for The Beatles, ordered Danger Mouse to stop distributing The Grey Album, and…

Yeah, it’s easy to shit on Nicki Minaj for covering (or “covering”) Tracy Chapman’s song, but I read this news item and I don’t know how Danger Mouse would have any legal cover if Yoko Ono decided to sue them for The Grey Album (Jay-Z has gone on the record as approving of the album, if I remember correctly).

I think the NBC execs still remember that very brief period when he wasn’t in charge and panic at the thought of anyone else taking over for him.  Which is reading too much into one data point that’s more than thirty years gone.

I have no idea why they cut this sketch from this episode, given how bad most of the sketches were:

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Snyder bafflingly notes that he expects his new Justice League to get a theatrical release, despite the fact that it’s going to be four hours long

For those of you who want to get your Avalanches and Belle & Sebastian fixes at the same time, here you go: