Turns out, as of 9:30 p.m. PT, April 1, 2019, the first episode (“The Comedian”) is on YouTube.

The version you’re shown has nothing to do with gender, ethnicity, or sexual identity

Who was the critic who gave a one-word review for the 1985 Red Sonja?  Anyone remember?

Counting on me would be a huge mistake, but thank you.

I am kind of a dick, but Lucas is also a dick boss, from what I’ve heard.

Thanks! If it works out, I will be uprooting myself and going to the opposite coast. But from what I can tell, it’ll be a great job.

Right, missed that, been drinking blah blah, been looking for work blah blah.

I somehow missed all of that. I blame the alcohol.

Holy crap, I guess I did.

Unfortunately, it soon won’t be up to him or Fox, now that Disney—and, by extension, Marvel Studios—is on the verge of swallowing the Fantastic Four rights into its hungry maw.

“But Hal Blaine would take over when they needed the best.”

Fuck. Between The Twilight Zone and The Good Fight, I’m actually going to buy a CBS All Access pass.

Look, they’ve got to put something between all those goddamn ads.

“And so, by all known definitions of the word ‘boss’, i.e., one with authority over another, in nine of eleven known possible fields, in which one might teach, employ, guide, oversee, and/or otherwise hold dominion, the empirically provable answer to the question ‘Who’s the Boss?’ is ...?”

John Cho, I just started to watch your movie and I am really liking it.

And also that opening sequence with the Day of the Dead parade was top-notch.

Yeah. I’m not a lawyer, but it seems to me that the estate’s legal team has a pretty good argument there.

Does anyone here remember the article on this site that argued that Elementary was a better Sherlock Holmes TV show than Sherlock, and how we all shat on the writer for his bullshit contrarianism?

(from Bob the Angry Flower)

Just because we recently engaged in a business transaction doesn’t give you the right to call me a “wizened crone”.