God, why even be on Facebook if that’s your first thought.

When you dressed waaaaayyy too fancy for an event. She must have gotten left out on that mass text where everyone was like; 

Pinkham was a great example of how Jezebel actually is (nasty, sexist) rather than how it pretends to be.

Aside being as inspired as those “doctors hate her” ads you see on the bottom of webpages and redundant as hell, lets just say I’m not a fan of the guy behind behind closed ovens. You can google the whole drama yourself. 

Goodness, she looks like a showgirl.

“But still, the more cynical side of me says this constant slamming is all by design on Winter’s part. No celebrity is contractually obligated to respond to media reports about anything (as far as I know), but Winter appears to have discovered that a foolproof way of staying in the public eye is to respond to everyth…

That Serena Williams story is the most relatable young adult story I have possibly ever read. It makes me appreciate that you can be incredibly successful and still not quite have it all together, because sometimes experience is the only way you learn functioning adult shit.

I didn’t feel like scrolling through all their posts to find a giraffe baby update for you, but they have a cute baby alpaca.

I take issue with people being advised in therapy or while in AA to make amends and reach out to everyone they’ve hurt. Your case was very different as it was harmless and you didn’t have any trauma or bad feelings toward your ex, but in many (maybe most?) cases, people don’t want to be contacted by those who have…

Same here with Teen Week. It’s great that some people can read their journals from high school and laugh and make fun of themselves, but when I think of my clinically depressed self at 15 and the things I was writing about, I want to cry for my teenage self and don’t find any humor in it at all.

The whole long black men using black women and our suffering as a pedestal only to turn around an shit on a black woman is not worthy of discussion?

I think my husband and I would thrive with neighboring tiny houses

If I’m going to be honest, I think for Black Men, many of us don’t know that kind of disappointment. We are already left out of so much in the world, and even today, we are way behind Black women in terms of education and careers. I don’t even want to look at it this way, but there’s a childlike sense to Black Men…

Come one white people. You can’t just go out and harass POC and Muslims like that.

You have to join the police force first.

Lol, yeah, I’m sure he just happens to now be fucking the woman he was accused of fucking a few months ago. Big ole coincidence but TOTALLY INNOCENT. Lol.

Clearly if a black person falls in the woods and there isn’t a white person there to see it then it never happened. Science.

Yes, yes yes! Thank you! So rude, Bobby!

These are my friends! So glad their awesome family is bringing people joy and getting so much attention. (I’m going to go pinch those baby cheeks tonight, which I can’t wait for.)

Congratulations, you’re very close to winning the daily ‘Non-Sequitur Into Shaming Kim Kardashian’ award!