A $300k California home is basically a shack in the middle of nowhere. $300k won’t even get you a cardboard box in many metro areas.

I agree. As much as it was obviously on the husband, I have lived in countries in which people really respect couples, and, when one is part of a couple, one is treated as off-limits to others. And it was liberating. I didn’t realise how much until I came back to the United States, and women flirted heavily and openly…

If you click through to the full (very long) article, lauren painted it a bit out of context. The ex wife doesn’t mention Chloe green til the end and even says “no point in calling her names” when prompted.

I am not a snitch.

Good for her. Let that hot loser go!

We don’t actually arm anything from the cockpit. The “pieces of metal” come out automatically during the door closing process. Typically the flight attendants close and arm the doors. Either way that door isn’t opening in flight.

Close, but no banana. The doors won’t open in flight due to the cabin pressure pushing on the door locking lugs. If someone is strong enough to overcome the pressure then the door can be opened. Good luck with that. There is a little nit of pressure over a wide area, so the door could feel as heavy as 2,000 pounds…

Did you say anything to him? Because if you didn’t, then I don’t really see what he did wrong. He asked if he could bring his dog, and was told yes. It’s normal not to keep the dog leashed up the whole visit, and unless his dog caused any damage, letting him wander around shouldn’t have been a big deal. I also don’t…

I know of only once instance I’ve ever heard of. My dad was talking to a woman at a work party and a coworker came up and started being a sexist ass to her. The woman smiled and asked him if he knew who she was. Apparently not enough to get the guy to backpedal and he didn’t take a hint.

I’ve posted this before, at the end of a comment section so not many responses yet I got some lovely advice - has anyone else successfully gained weight after being underweight their whole lives? I swear when I discuss this in person I get dirty looks. In case anyone doesn’t get it - I look like a sickly 12 year old…

Trying to think of a context in which “do you know who I am?” would be appropriate and I’m hard pressed. Maybe when your spouse just wakes up from a ten year coma?

he was snorting cocaine or meth or something in the toilet. that was not “road rage”, that was some drug-fueled paranoia and delerium.

Excellent tie-in. Doh!

Maybe Scotch is his preferred brand??

Here’s my favorite part. I went to the FoxNews website and clicked on the video link for “Ivanka Trump briefly sits in . . . [emphasis supplied]. The video was just offered without any comment, and BEST OF ALL, it never loaded. All I got was a 25 second commercial telling me how great Scotch brand tapes were. I…

Because everyday is take your kid to work day...

This is even worse than when my colourblind dad used to ask pre-school me what colour the wires were when he was re-wiring plugs, fixing the car etc.

God bless you. Best. movie. evah.

My favorite, overheard at a party in real life: “Nice shoes.” “Oh, thank you. I bought them at a little place in Boston when I was getting my Ph.D. at Harvard.”

Is that you, Gloria?