Chances that Trump didn’t even know this was fake, and one of his employees frantically knocked it up at some point to soothe him during a temper tantrum?

Okay, but who got him?

I cackled.

You haven’t thought about this at all, have you? :)

“jay-z was spotted at a weho soul cycle” was my biggest takeaway from this article

Man, twins are expensive. I hope they can afford it.

I was using dial-up by ‘96 and was creating my own GIF files by ‘97.

I don’t remember ever hearing “jif” until the past 5 years or so, and I’m an Old, so I remember the 90s. I thought people were crazy when I first heard “jif.”

People were pronouncing it as GIF in the 90s as well. GIF is a image file format. JIF is peanut butter.

the dog. didn’t you read the article? ;)

The “douchiest millennials” - I wish Jez would host this contest each year. 

“Three native American men in full gear” - I’d really like to know what that supposedly included. If it’s headdresses and tomahawks, I’m pretty sure she’s making it up. (Where in the country did this happen?)

Jack Daniels is nasty. Stop trying to be cool, rich people!

I read this article yesterday and there was just enough subtle shade to back it off from being completely insufferable. I just hope they play Harry Belafonte.

My neighbor has had this happen to him twice now, the second time this past Friday night, while walking his dog by my house: he saw a lady in a nightgown, with a cap on her head, carrying a candle, float a foot off the ground, smile at the dog (who started freaking out) and him, then gliiiiiiiiide into my backyard. NO…

It gets better. The one girl thinks Leonard Bernstein was a “pink panther” then she actually says “LOL” and corrects to “black panthers”. This is peak WTF White People.

I watched both seasons and it was awful but I still enjoyed it. I have no idea how, to be honest.

~*faint whisper*~ i enjoyed it~~~

I have no idea what her starter face looked like

OJ Simpson is dead?????? Why is this not on all the MSM sites?????