This tendency to headline these stories with photos of smiling young women is kind of strange. I realize it’s not the released girls, but it’s a tad misleading - I don’t want to see photos of these young women right now unless they want photos to be shared, but I can’t imagine they are jumping for joy, looking healthy…

She is! She’s been all about her fans academic success her entire career, she’s always encouraging them to tweet at her with good report cards. She’s also talked about this in interviews, telling fans and especially girls how important it is to study hard and get good grades. What a queen.

We were watching a Chris Rock HBO standup from a few years back last night, and I mentioned that he had made a movie that seemed like 2 hours of rationalizing why he was totally blameless if he cheated on his wife. Thing is, I meant Top 5, not I Think I Love My Wife. Malaak Compton-Rock is a much more patient woman…

Paris’s little brother Conrad Hilton was arrested for allegedly violating a restraining order, attempted breaking and entering, and now, grand theft auto.

What happened to your son sucks and I can appreciate the ugly feelings you’re having right now but I’m having trouble wrapping my mind around your non sequitur comment about his black friends:

Second:

Michelin only gives a maximum of three stars, Katy. GOSH!

Someone recently took my picture from across the room. I remember thinking: how nice, look at that person taking pictures. The picture looks like I am ready to tear into their flesh with rending noises and horror escaping sideways. Woo boy, I’ve got a mean bitchy resting face.

Well, if there is video of someone doing something bad, even if there is no conviction of a crime, then a private organization certainly has the ability to decide they don’t want to be involved with that person.

Its a silkie. They are very small, and sweet tempered. Very suited to being a pet. YOu can understand where meat comes from and still have pets of a species you eat.

You got it no where near straight, but you’ve already decided “what about me” is more important than the concerns that have been voiced

I would definitely buy from the Wario line.

She apparently deleted every public accusation, but because she became bored of the lies—not because Aubrey called his lawyers.

I think it’s refreshing when men embrace going bald. I actually think it’s an indicator of confidence.

I love the work they’ve been doing with Heads Together, and the candid conversations they and prince Harry have been having on the topic of mental health. It’s showing the royals in a more relatable way than they’ve seemed in years

I had to google because I’d never heard of Leland Melvin—-now I understand why his first two google prompts are “Leland Melvin dogs” and “Leland Melvin married:)”

Thank you so much for that Cocopop. And now I’m going to go apologize to my Guy for being such a dick today because I’m letting everything frighten me.

I went to the one in DC! It was surprisingly cold and rainy, I am glad we went. Thomas Dolby played “She blinded me with science” (did you know he is a professor at Johns Hopkins?) and I totally fangirled over my crush Leland Melvin when he spoke.