BTW, totally off topic, but can we have a snarky post on how Israeli Prime Minster Bibi Netanyahu has beeing coloring his hair like some rando Middle Eastern dictator?

This isn’t as diabolical as it sounds. I worked as a servant for a family like that. Of course I’d give the kid a quarter for some lemonade.

Ask the owner of the bar/restaurant if they think it’s stealing. I think you’ll get a pretty clear answer from their perspective. Somebody paid for that glassware.

I don’t need advice, I just need someone to tell me it’ll be ok. I’m in a painful situation. It sounds like a lifetime movie plot but I promise it’s actually true.

I asked them to have an employee walk me out and they were happy to help.

You will make the right decision.

My depression is back in full force! YAY!!! My dog peed in my room and I couldn’t be bothered to clean it up so I just covered with old newspaper and left it there for days.

Have some brain bleach:

North looks SO much like Kanye

He’s not a awards recognition person, or is doing it for the fandom and stardom. He marches to the beat of his own drums.

You understand that Michael Caine is pretty much the James Earle Jones of England right?

Faaabulous Michael Caine or gtfo

Was what immediately popped into my head then all those creepy dudes from the 70's.

Yes. I felt like it was a guy who tried to be deep to get laid, I kept wondering when he was going to ask for something or flip it to “if you didn’t make me so mad I wouldn’t hit you” kinda talk

Wolverine healed form this, so I wouldn’t think a mere foreskin would be a bridge too far.

Wow, you are a dick. You aren’t just paying for the food. You are paying for the wages of the person who chopped the onion and cilantro, and the person who carried it out to you with your taco. You are also paying the wages of the manager who takes inventory and orders stock so you can have whatever your little heart…

I seriously can’t believe she didn’t tip. That’s fucked up. I’m not in good financial health (UNDERSTATEMENT), and I tip 20% minimum unless the service is horrific. And even then, I still tip.

I don’t find Jake Tapper hot in the slightest, but I will have to make my peace with menopause eventually might as well start trying now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

While I appreciate the confirmation, please don’t sucker me into going to TMZ. Oh my god, I saw that home page and almost threw up.