I feel like they are the kind of beautiful that just seems like it is equal part amazing bone structure and physical manifestation of their character, you know?

I truly believe Malia will save us. Whenever Barack or Michelle talk about her in interviews, it’s always about how she’ll ask her dad serious, thoughtful questions about the stuff he’s working on. They go on hikes together and shit. That girl is going places.

It breaks my heart that some of the same people who voted for Obama voted for Trump. Like, a theoretical Black president was fine, but after 8 years of the reality, along with him not being able to blow rainbows and diamonds out of his ass, coupled with subconscious panic over the future of a white minority,…

The video of that is even better:

Hahaha I thought the same thing! JB’s definitely an impatient baker.

Did you see the cupcake picture? Like, I’m pretty sure Biden baked the cupcakes and that’s why they look......dense, lol. So cute.

“‘I love that picture,’ the President said to me when he saw this one hanging on the walls of the West Wing. Truth be told, he says that about every picture that features Malia or Sasha.”

My afterlife will be a Biden backyard BBQ.

Malia and Sasha at the dinner. There is hope left in this world. Two, beautiful young black women with a future ahead of them.

It’s like a Vogon poem.

Don’t.

Lol at the commenters who seem to think they know what’s good for Williams more than Williams herself does.

Especially since “trump” is slang for fart in some parts of the UK.

sometimes its difficult for me to have sex knowing that he even exists.

A good rule of thumb to live by: never put anything you find in Times Square inside your body.

She still doesn’t have her papers. Maybe she’ll be the next to be deported, who knows? I don’t think he’d do that. But if he does, hey, that’s fate. Plus, it’s a nice thing to have hanging over her head—you know, ‘Do the dishes, or else.’

Repeats? In MY nerd-day, we didn’t have any repeats. They’d just get all the actors together again and make ‘em do it over!

You nerd kids today. In MY nerd-day, it was William Shatner wearing a girdle AND WE LIKED IT!

I always want to take offense at these stereotypes but then I think about the time I fought both my brothers during a birthday party I hosted for one of them. Or the time all three of us almost came to blows in the parking lot of an NBA game.

In the U.S., white culture is “culture.”