I went to the Sav-Mor on 28 this weekend and bought a six-pack of this and a thirty of Genny. This cost more.

Will, ever tried Uinta’s HooDoo Kolsch? I’ve seen most of their other stuff around (surprisingly high concentration at Ball Square Liquors in Teele Square), but that one I’m yet to find anywhere but a grocery store outside Bryce Canyon. If not, it's one of their best and worth seeking - if only for the awesome story…

Fran sounds like the name of the uber-mayo person you would theoretically make up to coach an all mayo team

Every time I have described an athlete without using the term "lunch pail player" has been a waste.

Missing the ever-important exception for a puka shell necklace if you're

What a bizarre tweet. Why bother with dimensional jargon if you're just going to explain that it's a baseball bat, Lou?

Surprised to see no mention of that rappin' Ronnie Radke project. Pretty much the same schtick.

Good call. Don't want to enrage the ever powerful sock lobby.

slob -> gentleman in no time if you upgrade those Hanes whites to black socks