Yeah. He got his lifetime pass from me for The Station Agent, not for “overcoming incredible adversity.” Most of the Emmy’s embrace of GoT has felt like overcompensation, but not this. 

Keep your nerd rage in check boy, just because you only watch shows because they’re trendy doesn’t mean the rest of us haven’t already seen him act all over Hollywood for a decade before GOT.

Don’t worry, you’ve still got Vontaze Burfict and Richie Incognito.

Nah, just wait until year 8 of Gruden.

He lives with his mom, or his mom lives with him (semantics), because they both agree it’s what is needed for his mental health, and that  isn’t kind to be snarky about.

I mean.....to address the Elephant in the Room— isn’t Splinter basically Chapo via Kinja? 

Or according to Fox News:

I really liked it too! The restaurant scene had me in stitches and I thought they all had great chemistry. 

Forever, and always, this is the best:

“Lesson here is to always bet on yourself!”

I’ll do you one better, why is James Holzhauer?

For years to come, when people discuss this winning streak, most people will answer “Who is James Holzhauer”, but will anyone ask “How is James Holzhauer?”

A couple my wife and I are close friends with have a son on the spectrum, and like you I am quite sick of this armchair diagnosis being thrown around all the time. It’s usually used to excuse people from being assholes, but pretty much everyone who doesn’t act “normal” (whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean) is…

And since racist capitalist nature abhors a vacuum we’d get...rich white straight women instead.

I tried to like Abby’s, but I couldn’t. 3 camera live audience/laugh track nonsense just feels outdated and cringey. I hope Natalie Morales can be in something good and successful soon. Also fuck you Netflix cancelling Santa Clarita Diet.

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

*Rex Ryans bursts in, wheezing*
Heard the...headline...need to...hear more.

Joe was the perfect distillation of the guy who never learned how to read the room because he never had to.

Exactly, whether or not you criticize someone who is transgender for breaking a law has literally nothing to do with their gender identity.