I don’t think the 3 other women who have accused him of rape have forgiven him just yet.

I just rewatched the clip and he is visibly whistling for him. He does not seem “pissed as hell,” at all.

I think it’s hilarious, but I can see how it’d be off putting. I don’t think I’ve laughed harder this year than I did in the episode where he drowns all the robot babies that won’t stop crying in the school pool.

I lost interest somewhere through the third season anyway. I love Carol Kane but her character on this show is so annoying and there’s way too much of her.

They probably mean, “he wasn’t getting base hits before, he also won’t be getting base hits now, but as a coach, instead of as a player.”

“...it is all the same to Chafee, a befuddled dormouse driven mysteriously, relentlessly toward your backyard pool.” Well wrap it up internet, you won’t be topping that, today.

Jesus, my cynicism wasn’t even deep enough.

Wish there was a way for America to support young black Americans without first victimizing them. But I’m a dreamer like that.

Kobe was the second best player on 3 of his 5 rings.

Door’s that way, asshole.

Too true.

I think Baker Mayfield is going to struggle to be better than Mark Sanchez, let alone Kirk Cousins. I say you take the best player available always.

Why do they think this is uplifting when it really is just an advertisement for why it’s morally wrong to support their product?

I feel like there’s exceptions to that rule, when they were drafting 4, 5 running back towards the top of the draft that made sense, but if you can get an Adrian Peterson, Ezekial Elliott type player I think it still does make sense to get them. I mean they also didn’t used to draft the 5th best QB #1 overall, so…

Now let’s just hold on and wait and see if he’s convicted in court not just....oh that’s what happened....oh..........hrm........I guess bitches...don’t be lying?

Well I suppose you’ll all perk up a bit when you realize the show is called “The Hunger Games.”

Sad star.

Oh fuck I didn’t know they were all lying. This changes everything. I’ll start writing the apology you guys let all the stand up comics know.

Abortion is one of the only issues in this country where the generational split is muted.

What’s the point of even having a secret sex cult if you don’t try to get Emma Watson in on it?