A lot of people took steroids. Only one of them hit like Barry Bonds. They’re performance enhancers not magical beans.

...nah...I binge watched the first four seasons and it was a mostly garbage show pretty much the whole way. If Dexter isn’t on screen you can reliably say nothing interesting is happening.

Now a whole host of male readers are going to be like “It’s not me though, right.....Nah.....it’s probably someone else...”

I make $15 an hour in retail. And I dream of quitting every single day.

She doesn’t live in any of those countries.

I for one took the trolley to the rendering factory this morning.

So you have no idea that before he was elected these were exactly the types of criticisms that people threw at him. Got it...you have no perspective.....please keep on with your enlightening opinions.

She’ll shift left in the primary, and right in the general election. When people say electable they aren’t talking about who wins primaries, they mean who can win a general election. Bernie Sanders could win a general election, in Sweden, or Finland.....not in America, not in its current (or frankly ever at any time,)…

....She is electable because she’s more center in her policies, and he isn’t electable because he’s too progressive and people won’t vote for him in a general election. It’s not deigned upon them from a mount it’s just using a realistic idea of where the country is politically and where they are as individuals.

......have you never heard of FDR?

......You don’t do analogies do you? A prostitute is an exchange of money for a specific act. In politics people give money to people on the hope that they might do something for them all the time. It is not a direct exchange for a service (other than often times simply have access to voice your concerns, but not…

Quintessential means the truest representation of something. That does not mean “really essential.” For instance, you could consider me the quintessential pedant right now, if you’re annoyed by this comment.

Into the Woods was a lot better than I thought it would be. I only saw it because I make a point to see every movie nominated for the major Academy Awards categories, and there’s a lot more to it than one would think from the trailers/whatever they’ve heard about the play.

He’s making a Dock Ellis reference.

I hate her. But “Doll Parts” is still awesome.

Other than Colbert, my favorite Daily Show correspondent.

He’s always had Koch money in his corner. They’ve been bankrolling him for years.

That’s not the only reason. Lot’s of men who deny rape culture are probably basing their skepticism on not being involved, or knowing anyone involved in these types of situations. To them the problem doesn’t exist because they don’t know anyone experiencing it. Now chances are these same men know LOTS of people who…

To me this perfectly parodies the dying days of televisionwithoutpity's listicles. Particularly in their movie offshoot page.

Pffft. I went with my best friend. I love my little brother but a best man's speech in his hands would have been a full on fiasco.