If Harmony Korinne's name wasn't on Spring Breakers people would recognize it for the trash it is. If I handed that shit in to video production 1 I would have gotten a fucking f.

I have two older sisters. Our work didn't get broken down by gender roles. It was more like an apprentice system. The eldest one mowed the lawn and washed the dishes. Next in line dried and vacuumed. So I spent plenty of time doing "women's work" as a child and subsequently didn't really understand that phrase later.

I read probably a dozen of Christopher Pike's books but I don't remember what any of them are called. And saying the one with Eastern mysticism and reincarnation doesn't narrow them down any.

Gaston is such a brilliant parody of a bro that I can't help but love him. His song is probably my favorite Disney song ever. The dude fucking brags about expectorating.

Ok? And it's a large segment of the population's opinion that the last 30 seconds on the clock of a basketball game takes a half hour. And that's kind of bullshit too. Different people like different things. Thanks for covering that.

I don't know if I completely agree with you or not but I think you're showing a tremendous amount of courage to pursue what you think is right. And that's commendable in and of itself. The responses to you....are just so horrific I can't even comprehend what would make someone think these things let alone express them.

This isn't possible. He was always polite when Peter Gammons engaged him in conversation.

I started calling my girlfriend baby cakes, but eventually that morphed into anything that rhymes with that. This includes "baby snakes" "lady fakes" "rabie lakes" or anything of that sort.

Hacky reference to the song by Alanis Morisette, I see, you have no sense of humor.

....You don't do irony, do you?

When people say I'll pray for you to me it sounds like "I'll go talk to a wall for you." It doesn't hurt me I suppose, I doubt the wall cares.

http://definitions.uslegal.com/r/romeo-and-ju… There's my reference btw.

Romeo and Juliet laws do not make the act in question legal, it simply means that she wouldn't be placed on the sex offender's list for the rest of her life.

If you have ever in your life referred to an 18 year old boy who had consensual sex with a 15 year old girl as a "rapist," then I expect you to be consistent in your principles and call this girl a rapist as well. Otherwise you're showing an astonishing double standard.

You have the wrong hear in the sentences "Aspirig filmmakers of the world, do you here."

Group projects are just a way of propping up the dumber kids while sucking resources from the smarter ones. If you do your best work in a group setting it's because you're leeching off someone.

I believe the crux of the joke is her father has begun to lament driving and is not lashing out at unlikely targets as a way of protest.

As a Raiders fan this only somewhat softens the blow of the best punter ever leaving the team.

Unrequited? Eh....she's into him. The only problems he has with him is that he's not aggressive enough.

Ryan Howard's OBP is currently .308 which is pretty good for a pitcher, but fairly atrocious for a firstbasemen.