It goes without saying they did not find her advances Simply Irresistible

If Colin Cowherd disagrees with what you did that's the first sign you did the right thing.

Also what he's calling the "ballsiest" call is one that works out in his favor percentage-wise. Wouldn't it be ballsier to balk percentages?

I haven't seen a retcon this poorly executed since the 6th season of Lost.

I didn't know you guys got Bill Simmons to write here, wow!

I feel like soccer fans in this country are in some sort of echo chamber where everyone their friends with are soccer fans so they think the popularity is blowing up here. Unfortunately their definition of "blowing up" is "getting substantially lesser ratings than the NHL."

I think a lot of people get very angry whenever they read things that imply Paterno is the injured party here when the thing to remember is that a bunch of kids got raped. Paterno helped a bunch of people and was also complicit in the rape of children. The people he personally helped are free to think good thoughts…

Soon to be.

Yeah it's almost as good as the "Tom Brady" face, which of course is the look of supreme smugness when your teammates bailed you out, see all 4 Patriots championships for further examples.

I feel the two aren't really tied if not just because kids don't really watch music videos anymore, they almost literally never run them on MTV. The cultural relevance of music videos have long since passed

Guy who used to shill for Larry Lucchino in a surprising move comes out and shills for Larry Lucchino.

All of his crimes are forgiven for his shirt. The Weakerthans are a protective umbrella for all.

"Dashboard softeners" seems like a real confusion of what you do with them, at least "Fun Bags" gives you a clue of the point of them. I've never seen a busty chick and been like "damn.......I'm glad those things will keep her safe if we crash"

I just get the feeling it's going to be a Real World/Road Rules Challenge for him to get in.

I just feel like you shouldn't vote in someone who's only Almost Famous

Yeah it's a good thing none of his players had a hand in it. Oh man Ron Washington was out there hitting all the balls, throwing all the pitches, fielding everything it was crazy, or he filled out a lineup card and made 2-3 pitching changes. Baseball is a skilled, mostly individual sport, Ron Washington would do…

I am not a Cardinals fan and I am not a racist but I also think Ron Washington is a poor in game manager, this has nothing to do with his race but rather his over reliance on sac bunting and the hit and run and other things that have been mathematically proven to be not as effective for scoring. I do not believe all…

I don't normally watch college football, are SEC games always this boring?

To be fair the picture on the right is probably a decade or more old.