You know what, fuck that. Why can’t you have a couple beers hanging out with your kids? don’t get obliterated, just take the edge off your adult brain and have some fun with the kids. Stop listing the groceries you need to get in the back of your mind for twenty minutes to play ponies. For real. Get in it. That’s all…

Probably 85% of the parents I know drink in front of their kids and no one makes a stink that BOTH parents have had a few beers when their kids are in the house. Drinking culture is so normalized in America but I couldn’t even admit I prefer to get stoned because it automatically make me a terrible person.