I win the “Needs Better Reading Comprehension” award for today.

Annual bill... so 58-100/mo.

Hughes, so, your problem is that SHE has a brand, and SHE is a savvy businessWOMAN, amirite?

I’m gonna swift right on that comment

There’s already a group for fans of someone whose emotional/mental maturity peaked at 14. It’s r/the_donald, as I recall.

Guys, I gotta go. Can someone call me a Swuber?

That’s already available. Seriously, Swoogle it.

Never going to download this but I mean I’m sure her legions of fans would love this. I don’t see anything wrong with that.

And SWELP her app that reviews local restaurants, business’s & artisanal mayonnaise.

I’m waiting for her dating app, Swinder.

There are 53 dead people rotting in front of their TVs right now, and all Netflix can think to do is make fun of them. 

The funny thing about Trump’s campaign promise to build a wall is that it’s not what CBP leadership has repeatedly asked for over the years. The agency wants more technology. 

What does that make the High Sparrow, then?