Then perhaps you can share your amazing thoughts on why someone needs an iPhone? So far you haven’t done anything but prove his point.

For someone claiming to have done doctoral work, you sure abuse the fuck out of the ellipsis. You should just finish your sentences rather than trailing off and leaving us guessing how to finish your sentences. I’ve been finishing them off with “... by the way, I’m a pretentious asshole.” but I don’t think that’s…

God, so typical, look at this fucking idiot wanting crusts on his PB&J. What a fucking tool. Why don’t you just go far, far away so none of us have to deal with your idiocy. What a stupid thing for you to like.