Like that cunt in Riften.

The only thing that could make it better is imagining this annoyed press release came from the desk of Liam Neeson.

TIL how PBR is made.

I’d rather a PS4 with somebody’s pube inside of it.

Sounds like they’re controlling their flight via dreaming. That’s the only way I see myself sleeping and walking to anywhere.

I’ve always felt they should just call this place “Luke Plunkett and Friends”

That’s neither Karl Urban nor Ron Livingston, is it?

There’s this joke I heard once, can’t remember where, about how the best way to find extraterrestrial life may be to send out “Shave And a Haircut...”

“soupçon...”

I’m getting a whimsical semi.

Yep, Tino Tonitini from The Weekenders. Liked him as Tino, but Tidus... Fuck, I hate almost everything about that game. Soooo overrated.

Gotta catch ‘em all on fire

Outland Part Deux.

That’s what my farts are like when I wake up.

NATHAN FILLION OR FUCK OFF

Ha, kid got his ass kicked. Hi-larious.