“Of course, I’d be an idiot to sit here and write about any one cut of meat or single regional style of barbecue being the best in existence.”

Im sure they are great.

Im strongly against prison rape- but the conceit here is too weird.

i totally confused about what was different between the 2 statements.

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It has nothing to do with what women deserve or whatever you are getting at. Its not that men should or shoulnt do it because women are or are not normal humans.

Eggs ruin breakfast.

If i make an apple pie  - and call it a pizza - will you write a story about it?

If you dont want to judge men who visit prostitutes - thats cool.

Yes I am referring to female prostitutes servicing males. (The overwhelming majority of female and probably male prostitutes service mostly or only males.)

Illiterate alert.

This is either a gag story or there was a fact error.

These simply arent “the American sandwich” because so many Americans hate them.

“My” recipe is actually pretty tasty(just dont over do the ketchup.)

No its not like a burger.

In the real world this is the recipe for most Sloppy Joes.

The truth there are many people who are pretty good at writing and want to write as core motivation more than money(of course they want money too.)

Im a bit torn here.

Actually i rather explicitly stated that for humans sex does more than simply pass along genes.

Least persuasive case ever?